Four Christmases gets and F-

Well first and foremost I would like to apologize to all you challfilm followers.  Judging by the my stat indicator, there are one maybe two of you.  It has been a while since my last post and I cannot apologize enough.  Life has been hectic for me lately.  Between holidays, losing my job due to the end of the landscaping season, looking for another job, the turbulent relationship I’m having with the ex, my new found drinking problem, and my addiction to heroin, I haven’t really found a lot of time to post any shit on here.  With that being said here we go with my latest movie review.  I discussed Four Chirstmases in an earlier post, trashing not only the movie preview but Vince Vaughn as well.  I hate to say it but my hunches were correct.  Not only was the movie disappointing but it made Vince look like the bitch that he has apparently grown into.  I mean for a movie that you would think is about Christmas, it is actually far from it.  Yes the plot is loosely about the holiday but its more about a couple who basically hate their families.  It had some mildly funny parts in it but all in all I would not recommend spending money on the ticket, do yourself a favor and wait for it to come out on DVD.  It’s definitely, as I screamed in the theater when I saw the preview for it, a rental.  Vaughn needs to retire from acting because he is clearly never going back to playing the awesome roles he used to have.  My advice for his co-star Reese Witherspoon is as follows.  TAKE YOUR TOP OFF.  For christ’s sake thats all us guys want to see, we’ve wanted to see it since you were in Cruel Intentions and have been torturing ourselves ever since watching chick flick after awful chick flick with you in it hoping to catch a glimpse.  No one thinks you’re a spectacular actress so please just stop wasting our time with your awful Legally Lame movies and just do a spread for Playboy.  As for John Favreau, you were awesome in PCU and so fucking money in Swingers that you didn’t even know it.  So what the fuck are you doing making pieces of shit films like these?  Showing off that you’ve been hitting the gym by playing Vaughn’s character’s crazy ultimate fighter brother?  Have some class bro, do another good movie, you can show off that you’re a versatile actor not by making shitty chick flicks but by doing other work like you did in you’re earlier career.  Roles like the ones you took in Rudy, Made, and The Sopranos.  Getting back to my main point, please take my advice and waste you money on a Christmas present for an orphan or a Toys for Tots type of foundation, and not on this film.

Saddest Mario Kart Song In The World… I love you!

This is for my man and me.. our situations are very similar…. I findit necessary to add this humurous truth to such truthitude…. lol… happy face … sad face .lolol laughing out loud… saddest Mario Kart song ever

“BoHeman Rhapsody” A Must See!!!

AHHH… for all you nerds out there… this is a must see… it’ll change you inside.. and not in a good way either…. enjoy boheman rhapsody

Hurra Torpedo!!!

So… This is for my man Jay… and Russ(his extremely sexual brother AKA Russel the love muscle)….  These guys are called Hurra Torpedo… and they play appliances… This song “All The Things She Said” by Tatu is a cover.  Again… they play appliances… listen to it… love it:

And here is the real one from Tatu:

And here is a boner….. bonus, sorry, song from Hurra Torpedo – Total Eclipse of the Heart

I love you

New Job

As this blog is proving to be less profitable than I had originally thought, I have taken up a new job modeling. What do you think?

How to drink beer

Rachael Ray BABY!!!

We all love Rachael Ray but not as much as she loves corn.  Check out this video, it definitely made my corn pop…

Goonies II

So I don’t have much information on this at all but from what I read in the November 2008 Edition of Maxim and saw in the video following this little blog it appears there will be a sequel to the Goonies.  Apparently they are assembling most if not all of the old cast for this production.  All I know about the premise for the movie is that they and their children will going back to their old town in attempt to save if from something.  I know the information is vague at best but it’s all I’ve got.  If you know anything more about this please share because anyone who was born or grew up in the 80’s knows how awesome the original was and I’m sure are as curious as I am about the sequel.

A Falling Star

 

Get back on the Wagon

 

 

Last night I was at the movies.  I got there early enough to see the previews, which to me, are more than often the best part because it gives me something to look forward to.  Last night was an exception however, because I discovered that Vince Vaughn has once again made a movie that is sure to suck.  Four Christmases seems to be another romantic comedy in which he has thrown himself into.  This, in my opinion was a great choice considering his last movie was the blockbuster, Fred Claus.  I’m not sure he could or should even try to follow up that masterpiece but alas he has chosen to make an attempt.  Vince, have you been hitting the sauce while you were reading scripts or something?  Thats the only reason I can justify you making these movies, I mean sure, if I was hammered they would probably seem funny to me too.  Seriously, Vince Vaughn went from making awesome movies like Swingers, Made, A Return to Paradise, and Jurassic Park 2 to movies like Fred Claus.  To me this is appalling,  he went from being one of my favorite actors,  one of the guys who’s movie I wouldn’t even question about going to see to the actor I’m embarrassed about even admitting to liking his movies.  Vince, please, for the rest of us guys who enjoy your badass, sarcastic, tough guy humor, please stop drinking, or doing drugs or listening to your girlfriend when she recommends the next lame romantic comedy.  Get back to your roots, be yourself because apparently you forgot that “you’re so money and you don’t even know it.”

Maxim

 

Better?

So today I went to my local supermarket to pick up the new edition of Maxim.  I had heard from some friends that Megan Fox was in it and considering she might be the hottest chick alive I decided I should get it.  I got to the magazine section and look through all of the choices until I found what I was looking, or so I thought.  Apparently Maxim has a spanish version and that was the only one available at Stop and Shop.  Does that seem somewhat obsurd to anyone else?  I mean I understand that we live in a very diverse country, and that’s great, but come on!  There are still people that speak and read english here and we would appreciate at least the opportunity read magazines in the countries primary language, I really don’t think that too much to ask for.  I understand that minorities are getting larger and that a large portion of the population speak spanish or another language but lets not get ahead of ourselves here by eliminating english reading materials all together.  Beyond that somewhat troubling discovery I also realized that the spanish version of the magazine has completely different stories and articles thus there were no photos of Ms. Fox in all of her beauty.  I was very disappointed and am a little upset that I had to drive to the nearest Wallgreens Pharmacy to the find the english version of Maxim.  For the record though, I would like to say that I am happy that Maxim, Stop and Shop, and many other corporations and businesses appreciate and embrace the fact that not everyone speaks english.  Therefore they attempt to allow those who do not the same opportunity to enjoy their product.  I wish I could read spanish maybe their version of Maxim is way better, it certainly looks like it.